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“As you like, but you shall not enter here. I’m not the daughter of a dog, since I’m the daughter of a wolf. There are six of you, what matters that to me? You are men. Well, I’m a woman. You don’t frighten me. I tell you that you shan’t enter this house, because it doesn’t suit me. If you approach, I’ll bark. I told you, I’m the dog, and I don’t care a straw for you. Go your way, you bore me! Go where you please, but don’t come here, I forbid it! You can use your knives. I’ll use kicks; it’s all the same to me, come on!” She advanced a pace nearer the ruffians, she was terrible, she burst out laughing:— “Pardine! I’m not afraid. I shall be hungry this summer, and I shall be cold this winter. Aren’t they ridiculous, these ninnies of men, to think they can scare a girl! What! Scare? Oh, yes, much! Because you have finical poppets of mistresses who hide under the bed when you put on a big voice, forsooth! I ain’t afraid of anything, that I ain’t!”
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
(Source: niallers-angel)
still-not-ginger-still-got-legs:
#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
#i fucked it out of him
Best thing ever.
I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream
The Avengers poster banner vs. concept art by Ryan Meinerding
‘Move me to the front.’
‘More lady butts.’
‘Make Thor look less heroic. I’m the real hero here.’
‘MORE EXPLOSIONS.’
‘LASERS.’
‘Better add some smoke and fires.’
‘Flip over that ugly taxi.’
‘I guess put Steve up by my side or something?’
#’what about some naked ladies can we get some naked ladies on this thing somewhere’ #’mr stark i don’t think… this poster needs to be hung in public places—’ #’okay fine fine right i hear ya better stick with more explosions then’ #’mr stark there’s already smoke in the background and—’ #’MORE EXPLOSIONS. and have us standing IN THE EXPLOSIONS to show how badass we are. also make me taller than cap thanks perfect’ #seriously only tony stark would request more lasers on his poster
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
The two sides of Tumblr.
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen